Wednesday, June 10, 2009

For the modern, on-the-go Serial Killer!





"Using our knowledge and long history of designing and manufacturing folding knives, Gerber brings the KICK Axe to life. Employing innovative, reliable and strong locking mechanisms, the design of the KICK Axe is sure to compliment any outdoor activity." (heh heh heh....)

• Axe folds for ease of carrying and storage
• 1.15 lbs. (18.4oz)
• Black Teflon coated axe head for corrosion resistance
• Metal bodied construction with plastic over-molded handle for comfort and non-slip
• Light-duty, compact size great for chopping limbs up to 2.5" in diameter. (Limbs?)
• Webbing holster included for safe and secure carrying


Will be available for purchase July 1st. I expect it to appear in a straight-to-video slasher by Bastille Day.


6 comments:

luckinflux said...

So that's what you are getting me for xmassss.

Unknown said...

I'm kinda thinking I want one, too. No excuse for having it really, but damn it's sexy.

luckinflux said...

I thought that it was a folding gun at first.

Unknown said...

Ah no. But that weird company Magpul makes this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk1Zs8kIn1o

http://www.defensereview.com/magpul-fmg9-prototype-9mm-folding-submachine-gun/

Sethalicious said...

Damn. The people I chop up in the woods have limbs that are greater than 2.5" in diameter.

Unknown said...

Well lucky for all of us Gerber also makes this:

http://www.rei.com/product/730550