Tuesday, November 11, 2008

"I've been on the road doing comedy for ten years now, so bear with me while I plaster on a fake smile and plough through this shit one more time."



A brief sample of Bill Hicks, the closest thing to a spiritual leader I will ever know. And for you kiddies out there, he died in 1994 from pancreatic cancer:



"You ever see a positive story about drugs on the news? Ever?! Me either. Isn't that weird? The news is supposed to be objective.

"Same LSD story every time; we've all heard it:

"Young man takes acid, thinks he can fly. Jumps out of a building. What a tragedy."

"What a dick! Really, if you think about it. If he thought he could fly why didn't he take off from the ground & check it out first? Why give acid a bad name because you're a moron, you know?

"I'd like to see a positive LSD story. Would that be newsworthy just once?

"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condenced to a slower vibration. That we are all one consiousness going through itself subjectively. There's no such thing as 'death'; 'life' is only a dream and you're the imagination of yourselves. Here's Tom with the weather!"


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